Luna brings over 77 years of experience (in dog years) to her role as Chief Happiness Officer, where she oversees all morale initiatives, wellness programming, and spontaneous celebrations.
A seasoned professional in the field of unconditional positive regard, Luna has built her career on a foundation of enthusiastic greetings, strategic lap placements, and an unwavering open-door policy. She is widely recognized for her ability to read a room—particularly when that room contains snacks.
Prior to her current role, Luna served in various capacities including Director of
Perimeter Security, where she managed a robust alert system for delivery vehicles,
squirrels, and the occasional leaf. She also held the position of Senior Nap Strategist, pioneering the now-famous “Sunny Spot Optimization” methodology.
Luna’s leadership philosophy centers on presence. She believes that showing
up—ideally underfoot—is 90% of success. Her signature move, the “Head on Knee
During Important Calls,” has been credited with humanizing countless client
interactions.
up—ideally underfoot—is 90% of success. Her signature move, the “Head on Knee
During Important Calls,” has been credited with humanizing countless client
interactions.
She holds advanced certifications in Treat Negotiation, Ball Retrieval (with honors), and the Sustained Soulful Stare. Her peer-reviewed work on the correlation between belly rubs and workplace satisfaction remains highly cited among staff.
When not in meetings (or napping under the conference table), Luna enjoys long
walks with no clear agenda, investigating suspicious noises, and mentoring junior
team members on the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing.
She is yellow, furry, and available for consultations. Biscuits accepted in lieu of
payment.
payment.